Nothing surprising here – I love food.
I thought it may be fun to list the foods I especially like. Anything is less depressing than forecasing our future or avoiding functions which start with a welcome to country.
Don’t worry I am not on Death Row and facing execution, so this is not a forced choice, its just an idle thought, an escape from melancholy stuff like world politics, climate change and woke mania.
This is easy: design a meal – you don’t buy it, pay for it, prepare it, cook it or do the washing up. And you can invite a guest or two, who must attend, (anyone alive or dead). You may dine anywhere you want.
It’s a fantasy – just do it!
My guests are my Dad and my Uncle Steve – he was a soldier so eats and drinks everything with relish and great joy. He was great fun.
We will dine on our patio at Bahr Palace in the Redlands Shire of Queensland
Let’s have a drink !
Waiter, may I have a Pimms Royal Cup
Cashew nuts and olives stuffed with anchovies and some asparagus in vinaigrette sauce are on the table.
It’s a hot day – perhaps a schooner of Stiegl Grapefruit Radler
Now for some hors douevres:
We’ll start with Figs with Bacon and Chili, Stuffed mushrooms, grilled sardines and Carrot, Onion and Spinach Bhajias with Mango Chutney.
A fish course is difficult, so I’ll have two – grilled sole on the bone followed by a dozen grilled peri peri tiger prawns.
Land of the Giants Sauvignon Blanc with the fish, thank you
Yes, please bring some bowls of warm water with lemon slices for cleaning fingers. Maybe we can get an unsuspecting guest to drink one…
Just as well we started early and have most of the day for this feast because I can’t pass fish by without some paella. It is a fish dish but has chorizo sausage too, which goes well with the calamari, mussels and prawns
Hmmm perhaps another bottle of the Land of the Giants...
Now for the first main course. Difficult to choose but I have narrowed it down to two:
Lamb Tikka Masala curry with leg chops so I can suck the marrow out of the bones, accompanied by pilau rice, grated coconut, Mrs Balls Peach Chutney, sliced bananas and tomato and onion sambal.
Nothing better than a schooner of ice cold Kingfisher beer to soothe the flames.
I hope you don’t mind but I selected a red for the main, main course and had it opened to breathe. I am largely ignorant as a gout avoidance measure, but I have heard good things about Pepperjack Shiraz and have enjoyed a glass or two.
The main main course is not fancy – Rosie’s oxtail stew, with baby potatoes, and some broccolini (an acquired taste)
We will have a little rest to let our tummies settle. Try a little dish of lemon sorbet to cleanse the plate.
Pudding is difficult, but I have limited the choice to three. Of course there’s the Irish option: we could try a little of all three.
My all time favourite, is maybe , creme brulee but I am also very taken by a good trifle with lots of sherry (no jelly). A recent competitor is malva pudding with cream.
A drop of Delheim Edelspatz Botrytis Riesling 2020 to go with the pud.
Honeysuckle and honey, apricots and peaches, lime lime lime, guava peels, orange peel and sticky marmalade, dried pineapple, sultanas, and all the baking spices.
Lusciously sweet, high acidity, full bodied, and with a loooong finish
Yeah – I thought it might appeal …
Finally some cheese and maybe a liqueur? I can recommend Drambuie or perhaps a Pere Magloire Calvados.
We have some Stilton and I can recommend a slice of a ripe pear with a bit of Roquefort. The brie goes well with a bit of quince paste or there is some Camembert or that lovely sheep’s cheese I had the other day…
Dear me! I am quite replete. I could almost smoke a cigar..
Perhaps a nap..?